ORPHEUS WANTS A SILENT NIGHT.
Naughty? Guilty as charged.
Quick Highlights
The ORPHEUS WANTS A SILENT NIGHT. is a premium funny Christmas t-shirt featuring perfect for the theatre enthusiast who appreciates a deep-cut broadway joke and a nod to reeve carney's iconic role., ideal for your next office christmas party, a family gathering, or a cozy night in, sparking smiles and knowing glances., crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort, ensuring you stay jolly (or ironically so) through every holiday event.. Designed for lasting comfort across holiday events, making it the perfect Forest Green addition to any festive wardrobe.
Unwrap the gift of laughter with this witty Christmas tee, perfect for *Hadestown* fans and Broadway buffs alike. It's the ultimate ironic statement for anyone who needs a moment of peace during the holiday hustle and bustle.
Color / Material
Forest GreenSize Fit
- •100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- •Pre-shrunk fabric (athletic fit)
- •Side-seamed construction
- •Tear-away label for maximum comfort
Free shipping on orders over $75 · Ships in 2-4 days
Customer Reviews
Based on 124 reviews
Incredible print quality
Honestly better than expected. The fabric is super soft, but what blew me away was how sharp the graphic is. Survived 5 washes so far and looks brand new.
Hilarious and arrived fast
Bought this for my brother. Delivery was faster than Amazon in my area. The design is clean and exactly as pictured.
Fits perfectly
Fits true to size. I ordered a medium and it’s right on the money. Deducting one star just because I wish there were more color options, but overall a great buy.
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